EvilDoers & DoGooders: An Old Polemic
By Andy Dunn at Aug 28, 2004 |
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The following is an old essay I got published in an Oregon alternative paper (Soapbox) just after 9-11. It's related to the hypocrisy of the terms "good and evil" as employed by Dubya at the outset of the war on terror.
Since the paper was published out of southern oregon university, I'd always hoped it had made the list of "anti-patriotic" college and university activity compiled by Lynne Cheney's group. I kept trying to download a pdf of their report, but it would never go through (too popular with hopeful contributors like me, I suppose) and then I stopped bothering to check. I see now, it didn't make the cut. BTW: If it's bad blog protocal to be lazy and just plop in old hackneyed crap like this (actually I liked what I wrote here), then I apologize. Here it is: Good and Evil Americans don't know the enemy. They rarely do. Thanks to poor education, a biased media structure and a thoroughly corrupt political system, Americans usually have only the slightest clue as to who's being bombed in whatever “New War” is underway. Once again, politicians and pundits - the venal puppet class of the real corporate power structure - are doing their best to keep it that way. The leader of the “Free World” expressed astonishment last week that so many of those foreign folks hate us so. After all, he said, we're “good.” And the enemy this time isn't just the “new Hitler,” (Milosovich, Hussein, Noriega), he's the “evil one” aided by the “evil doers.” Earlier, Dubya had explained in similar terms how these forces of darkness had attacked us because “we're the brightest beacon of freedom and prosperity in the world.” NOTE: I was sure he said prosperity, but all the transcripts later said "opportunity." I kept my original here, but note the error. Well, let's deal with that: the motivation. In the official government scenario, hailed by the media as an example of Bush's newfound mastery of oration and foreign policy subtleties, some kind of mutant Orcs licking human tibias in an obscure dank lair fumed and fumed that light, liberty and Lexus resided here in the New World. Such foul beasts could not stand our good nature and thus decided to lash out in a spectacularly nefarious manner, unlike anything our naive sweetness could fathom or imagine. Okay, let's go with it. Our inscrutable enemy isn't angry over the fact that we have already been at war in the Middle East for ten years straight, arguably for fifty years (not to mention the rest of the world). No, it's our goodness that riles them. For fifty years we've consider it our right to meddle in their countries' internal affairs: overthrowing elected governments and installing corrupt dictatorships, training death squads and giving them names of dissidents to be killed, forcing them to cut spending on health care and education so more money could flow to American banks, selling off the country's resources on the cheap to American companies, keeping the oil and money flowing out and away from a largely impoverished population - and still all that our opponents can focus their hatred upon is our enlightened allegiance to personal freedom, life and liberty. In the past twenty years, our mad bombing campaigns (usually in violation of international law) have targeted the Sudan, Libya, Lebanon, Iran, Iraq, Somalia and Afghanistan (even before now), to mention just the Middle Eastern countries, with thousands of civilians killed and no signs of remorse on our part - but it is our peace-loving nature and desire for world peace that sets them off. We gave guns and money to the worst possible elements in the 1980s Afghanistan civil war, turning a blind eye (at best) to terrorism and heroin running, before our objectives were met and we broke our promises leaving the whole region to bleed and fester for a decade - yet it is our good will they would spurn. We continue to support Turkey in one of the greatest genocides of the twentieth century, even allowing American supplied aircraft to bomb Kurdish refugees in the Iraqi no-fly zones - and it is our unwavering belief in self-determination they despise. We've bombed Iraq ourselves almost every week since the end of an earlier bloody crusade, killing hundreds of civilians with bombs, tens of thousands with an economic blockade - but, you see, it is our generosity of spirit they seek to trample. We arm Israel to the teeth and routinely vote as the one and only country in the United Nations to support an openly racist and increasingly violent oppression of Palestinians - yet it is our noble ideals with which they cannot coexist. Our accomplished secret agents are responsible for one of the deadliest car bombings of civilians in Middle Eastern (or world) history: Beirut, 1985 - and it is our commitment of international law and order they oppose. We continue to prop up corrupt dictatorships throughout the region - but they hate democracy. We kill them and censor their views - and, for some reason, they do not love us. As Dubya says, and the media trumpet, they are evil and we are good. Double-plus good! It is a brave new world.



WEEK 3 IN ZANZIBAR MUSICIAN HOSTAGE DRAMA
By Lulurecords, Popobawa at Jul 27, 2007 09:01 AM
RINGITONE STAR ALI-Z HOSTAGE OF EAST AFRICAN PIRATES
East African Ringitone star Ali-Z was hamstrung and taken hostage by
automatic weapon toting pirates in the early hours of Sunday morning
off of the East African archipelago of Zanzibar. Several of his guests
were injured and robbed of their possessions at a champagne brunch
after-party to the Death Star Unplugged environmental awareness
concerts which had taken place the previous evening up and down the
Swahili speaking East African coast.
Guests were snapping pictures of several frogmen who were posing as
black-pearl divers when suddenly the leeward sides of the boats in the
flotilla were simultaneously boarded by men in Barawa lungis
brandishing spearfishing guns. Ali Z in a typical show of Swahili hospitality
welcomed the men to eggs Benedict, ice cold Moet and showed them several bikini clad
aid workers who were dancing to the sounds of Zenji Flava and Ringitone
on the lido deck of his Scarab cigarette speedboat. The leader of the
group, later identified as Slinger Francisco promptly unsheathed a
Turkana simi concealed in his waistcloth and hamstrung the
unsuspecting Z and catching in mid-air, his large Cohiba cigar and placing
it in his mouth, proceeded to instruct guests to remove all
valuables. Forcing them to walk the plank, Francisco made off with mad
cheddar as a despondent Z lay bleeding in pool of Crys, piss and
bilgewater. Just hours later a video surfaced on a repatriationist
website showing a haggard Ali Z in good spirits in the dark makuti
backdrop of the BPLA hideout. He said, "In the future I will shut the
fuck up when I don't know," and said "I am being treated well and am
learning alot. And they gave me, like a mosquito net and whatnot, so
its all good!"
"Oh my god, that was so whacked! I couldn't believe how mean they
were." Remarked Kathy Johannson, commonly known Clove-Nyce, a member
of The Spyce Girls, the Swanglish bubblegum Ringitone trio made up
entirely of ex-pat Anti-Excision activists from Berkeley who was among
those who performed at the Death Star concerts and had been aboard Z's
boat "Fiesta Mami" when the incident took place.
BPLA, the Black Pearl Liberation Army is a ambiguous group with no clear
aims dominated by the whims of
its leader Slinger Francisco, a shadowy figure who has in the past had
links to Mungiki and Mashiftah criminal elements up and down the East
African Coast. He has also has been identified as a major player the
illegal " African blood pearl" trade and has been linked to the
alleged mercenary activities of Haines International in a failed coup
attempt in the tiny oil rich islands of San Pedro. Francisco who was
born, Natty Morgan, in the rural Jamaican Parish of Westmoreland rose
to prominence as the charismatic polygamist leader of the millenarian
Church of the Rice Bowl movement in the late 70's which grew out of
the shantytowns and back alleys of Illtown, East Orange. After being
indicted for tax evasion and e-mail fraud in the famed Borman Six Case
he was jailed at Clinton State Correctional facility for Women where
he made a daring escape and fled to Guyana, reluctantly welcomed by the
Burnham government. Years later he resurfaced as the chakacha crooner
The Stinker with a string of hits including "White Man's Hell is a
Black Man's Paradise" and "Don't Touch Me Pylons, Holly".
"Our thoughts go out to you Ali Z. Stay strong and keep it real, son,"
the Zenji Flava artist Case Quarter appeals in a stylish PSA run
hourly on the African video channel MTV BASE. If you want to sign the
petition calling for Ali Z's speedy safe return, click on the link
below.
http://www.myspace.com/lulunyeusi
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They Hate Our Freeeeedummms!
By Crittergoddess, Jovanka at Dec 28, 2006 22:26 PM
Hello!
I'm an American Insomniac in Belgium; it's 4:00 AM and I was reading a little online Chomsky then I stumbled upon your wonderful article. I felt like shouting "yes! yes! yes!" at every line and now I am even more hopelessly awake.
I've always felt it was embarrassingly cartoonish this line (which is now being repeated like a mantra) about them "hating our freedoms". If it's "freedom" they hate, why don't they attack Holland? A man can walk down the street in Amsterdam with his husband on one arm, a hooker on another and a splif hanging out of his mouth and they're bombing us?
Anyway, I really appreciated the way you gave examples of everything which I can never remember when I'm talking about this stuff.
You've got a new fan.
Signed,
Sleepless in Gent
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Re: EvilDoers & DoGooders: An Old Polemic
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