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George W. Bush
Can you name the president of Chechnya?Andy Hiller, WHDH- TV Boston, to George W. Bush, 11/4/99
No, can you?George W. Bush
You wont hear about it on CNN, but George W. Bush is so lost on foreign policy that he recently got the prime minister of Canada confused with a pile of french fries, beef gravy, and cheese curd.
Thats actually true, I swear. But lets back up.
You remember how George W. Bush failed a pop quiz on the names of foreign leaders? The excuse was that the governor of Texas doesnt have to know whos running Pakistan, India, Chechnya, or Taiwan, the worlds four leading potential flash points.
Which is true. Nor does he need to know the difference between Slovenia and Slovakia; that the people of Greece and Kosovo are not known as Grecians and Kosovians; and that the massacres undertaken by the U.S.-backed Indonesia military were not caused because the East Timorians decide to revolt.
No, a governor of Texas doesnt need to know that stuff. A president does. Which is why Al Gore now challenges Bush to debate on a daily basis. So far, Bush refuses. You can imagine why.
Anyhow, youd think Bush would at least know the prime minister of Canada, right? Canada is Americas biggest trading partner and shares the longest border. They (mostly) speak the same language. Hell, George W.s Texas Rangers even play ball up there.
For those of you who arent sure, the Canadian prime minister guys name is Jean Chretien. Hes French-Canadian, or what Bush would probably call a Quebecian.
The name Chretien isnt trivia; its a layup for anyone able to get past $1,000 with Regis. Its certainly not much to expect from someone who claims to be able to lead the United States for the next four years.
Poutine, on the other hand, is a horrifying Quebecois junk food: french fries smothered in gravy and cheese curd.
Anyhow, a mischievous Canadian named Rick Mercer, knowing Bushs utter lack of knowledge about the world, asked George W. Bush a few weeks ago during a fundraiser in Michigan if he was glad to have the support of Prime Minister Poutine.
The name Poutine was pronounced several times in a loud and clear voice. Theres not much possibility of a misunderstanding.
So did George W. Bush know the name of Canadas prime minister or not?
This is Bushs response, transcribed from an audio tape of the encounter provided to RadioFor- Change.com by Mercer, which I have played numerous times on my radio show: I appreciate his strong statement. He understands I believe in free trade. He understands I want to make sure our relations with our most important neighbor to the north of us, the Canadians, is strong, and well work closely together.
Imagine for a moment that same question being asked of Bill Bradley. Or Al Gore. Or Ralph Nader. Or Pat Buchanan. Or John McCain. Or anyone you like. Whether or not theyve personally eaten poutineand that act right there might bring their judgment into questiondo you suppose they just might know that poutine isnt Canadian prime minister Chretiens last name?
My God, its Dan Quayle with better parents. Z
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