The Squawking Chicken
The Squawking Chicken
Aid and comfort to himself: "Administration officials said Bush enjoys surprises and showing himself in charge, and Thursday's whirlwind trip involved both. The president told reporters on Air Force One afterward that he had watched the landing from the cockpit and had spent weeks quizzing his pilot and military and security officials about the trip's feasibility, insisting that it be scrapped if it endangered any Americans. 'I was pretty tough,' he said." (Mike Allen, "With
Aid and comfort to the enemy: "[A]nother member of the governing council, who asked not to be named, said the 'excessive secrecy' surrounding the visit could provide a propaganda boost to the insurgents. 'They will be able to boast that they forced the most powerful man in the world to come in through the back door,' he said." (Michael Howard and Julian Borger, "Iraqis express cynicism at Bush's 150-minute visit," Guardian, 11/29)
At
In the last two days, however, 2 Japanese diplomats and their driver, 7 Spanish intelligence agents, 2 South Korean electricians contracted by a U.S. company to lay power lines at an electricity transmission station near Tikrit, a Colombian civilian working for defense contractor Kellogg Brown & Root, a subsidiary of Halliburton, and two American soldiers patrolling on the border with
In the meantime, while American intelligence has been near to nonexistent in
In fact, a recent AP report (11/29) by Jim Krane summarizes Gen. Sanchez thusly on the subject:
"There is no evidence that al-Qaida terrorists have taken part in the long string of attacks on U.S. or Iraqi targets, but some U.S.-trained Iraqi police appear to have coordinated some of those assaults, the top U.S. military official in Iraq said Saturday.
"U.S. military officials are concerned that some attacks on Americans have been coordinated by a few of the numerous Iraqi civilians hired by the U.S. military, who may glean intelligence on troop movements and travels of high-ranking officers, Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez told reporters at the Baghdad Convention Center."
This does have a Vietnam-like ring to it and points out the all-too-obvious dangers of "Iraqification," the hurried half-training of a police force, civil defense corps and army, filled with god knows who, but certainly men you could never be sure were going to fight for you.
Bush's photo-op in
"The guerrilla war in
40% of the attacks are no longer in the Sunni Triangle. Think about that. No wonder the Bush men are anxiously reshuffling the deck. Unfortunately for them, they don't all seem to be at the same card table anymore or agreed upon the game they're playing. At www.antiwar.com, the conservative William S. Lind recently offered this canny analysis of what's going on in
"What is interesting is that the most powerful man in Washington, Karl Rove, who is President George W. Bush's political advisor, has apparently figured out that the Iraq war is lost (Afghanistan is not on his political radar screen). Further, he has discerned that if Mr. Bush goes into the 2004 election with the war in
"Will it work? Probably not. Mr. Rove still faces two big fights, and neither will be easy. The first will be a nasty political brawl with the so-called "neo-cons," more accurately neo-Jacobins, who gave us the Iraq War in the first place. Their political future is at stake in
But devolving
The squawking chicken and other jokes (on us) from the new imperial era:
So here's the chicken joke:
A man with a chicken perched on his shoulder seats himself at a bar and orders a boilermaker. After a few minutes, the chicken suddenly squawks, "Whatever happened to the peace dividend?" The bartender exclaims, "That's amazing!" The guy with the chicken looks up surprised. "What's so amazing?" he asks. The bartender says, "I've had a lot of talking chickens in this bar, but none of them ever mentioned the peace dividend." The drinker replies with pride, "Well, he's always had a mind for trivia."
Okay, maybe it's not quite a joke. I'm usually weak on my punch-lines which is no doubt why the phone never rings with job offers from sit-com writing teams. But you take my point. Can you even remember the moment -- it was in the Neolithic Age just after the Berlin Wall dropped and the
I was reminded of this the other day by a reference to that peace dividend in a British Guardian editorial (11/26) about the $401.3 billion dollar Pentagon budget George Bush just signed into law - and, as the editorial pointed out ("Scary and scandalous"):
"Amazingly, this figure does not include one-off appropriations for US operations in
The Guardian editorial writers suggest that the 2004 "campaign slogan could almost be: 'Vote for Bush. It's really scary.'"
Looking back on the forgotten "peace dividend," symbol of a thoroughly missed moment, it's evident that what they got was a massive "war dividend," while we got stiffed. All you have to do is consider that $401.3 billion, add in the Iraq and Afghan supplementals, toss in the bloated intelligence budget, and various black budgets and slush funds we undoubtedly know nothing about, and then for good measure stir in some percentage of the Dept. of Homeland Security's militarized budget, not to speak of militarized bits and pieces of other agency budgets and it's hard not to notice -- though, to give them full credit, the media do a great job of trying -- that our imperial presence is, essentially, a military one about which (given the levels of funding and corporate/Pentagon corruption) there is nothing Spartan whatsoever.
Three recent essays address the question of what to make of imperial
"The new twist in policy is said to consist of 'turning over' power to 'the Iraqis,' but it's not clear that the United States in fact yet possesses political power in Iraq or that the Iraqis in question - all American appointees - have or can acquire stature in their own country. For power, imperial or domestic, is not a fixed asset, like oil reserves, which can be turned over by one owner to another. In truth, the
His thoughtful comments, however, appear at the Yale Global website and nowhere else, other than ZNet. An excerpt from Chalmers Johnson's remarkable upcoming book, The Sorrows of Empire, focuses on exactly what those "sorrows" are likely to be, but it too can only be found on-line at the Foreign Policy in Focus Website, and ZNet. And Guardian columnist George Monbiot just wrote his weekly column (11/25) on why we shouldn't be trapped in the administration's "moral" arguments for war in
"A superpower does not have moral imperatives. It has strategic imperatives. Its purpose is not to sustain the lives of other people, but to sustain itself. Concern for the rights and feelings of others is an impediment to the pursuit of its objectives. It can make the moral case, but that doesn't mean that it is motivated by the moral case."
But you'd be hard-put to find Monbiot's column here off the Internet. In fact, our empire, whatever it might be and however awesome it might look elsewhere on this planet, is anything but a looming presence in our papers or on TV. It had a brief moment, when the right was touting us as the new
Making yourself comfortable on the SOFA:
Start with the fact that we have more than 700 bases abroad. Which means, of course, hundreds of thousands of Americans in uniform (and sometimes their dependents) are scattered around the world. You can get a sense of this from the Where are the Legions? [SPQR] Global Deployments of US Forces display at the Globalsecurity.org website. Around that same world, the American government has negotiated Status of Forces Agreements or SOFAs that, in places like South Korea, give American soldiers who commit crimes of one sort or another in peacetime a kind of extraterritoriality and usually prevent them from having to face local courts which would be likely to pass far harsher judgments on them than the American military ever will.
This was a way of life for 19th century imperialists, who, for example, carved out little extraterritorial enclaves all along the coast of
When you consider whether the Bush administration is planning to withdraw from Iraq or simply planning to conduct withdrawal-like maneuvers with the 2004 election in mind, you should keep your eye on two things we're incapable of seeing, because they are hardly ever reported on: the permanent bases we're building in Iraq (see below) and whatever SOFA agreement we may negotiate with whatever new entity is set up (if it is) by next July.
What we do know now is that, despite the deaths of and injury to many Iraqis under questionable circumstances, no American soldier (that I know of anyway) has been punished for any act against the civilian population. Rory McCarthy of the Guardian reports, however, that ("
"The
And here's the key passage in McCarthy's piece:
"Iraqi courts, because of an order issued by the US-led authority in
This is in essence the equivalent of an imposed SOFA agreement on an occupied land. It is the functional definition not of the rights of an occupying power but of imperial impunity.
Bases as a way of life:
Here's another of those subjects that is desperately hard to "see," given our media. The world is our oyster when it comes to bases. They are almost everywhere. And where they aren't, they are just about to appear. After each of our most recent wars -- in Kosovo, in the
And keep your eye on
"The latest recipient of
"Shevardnadze's sin, in
We are, in Chalmers Johnson's phrase, an "empire of bases." This is our Great Game, even though there is no longer a Great Imperial Enemy to play it with. But if you read our papers you would have little idea that this was even a noticeable aspect of the U,S. presence abroad. We are now in the midst of what Bryan Bender of the Boston Globe calls the "most sweeping shift in the American military presence abroad since World War II," and his 11/26 piece, modest and vague as it may be, is about as good as it gets when it comes to coverage here:
"The military's new emphasis is likely to be on geographic areas where
"The
And yet even in this piece there is nothing on our urge, for instance, to reestablish ourselves in the
Take a look at Global Security's detailed layout of our bases in
"Al-Arab Al-Yawm's correspondent Ahmad Sabri reports from
"The sources revealed that the most important of these secret clauses in the document -- which the Council announced after meeting Bremer at the beginning of this week -- provide for the establishment of at least six military bases in different parts of Iraq in which American forces will be concentrated on a permanent basis in order to guarantee a continued American and British presence in accordance with the strategy that brought their fleets to these hot waters in the first place."
But since the people who run our media don't see us as an imperial entity, the global sweep of, and linkages among these base structures escape them and so no teams of reporters pursue stories about them or make much of anything of them. When bases are reported on at all, they fall into some completely eye-glazing policy-wonk category. And so our empire conveniently escapes our own eyes.
A weapons race of one:
But lurking behind the Great Game is a far greater, or madder, or more apocalyptic game in which an empire of permanent bases and forward bases abroad would be largely retired and the world instead dominated from the "last frontier" -- space. This, of course, sounds wacky. And it is. But it's also where the thoughts and r&d funds of this administration tend to head, the sad culmination of nearly a century of sci-fi fantasies read by lonely, dreamy boys.
One of the things that fascinates me in a morbid sort of way is the present "arms race of one." If the modern arms race started perhaps in the late 19th century as a British/German naval competition to build ever more powerful dreadnoughts (and I know that historians argue about this), it remained a two-(or more)-sided race right through the Cold War -- the Allies versus the Axis, the Americans versus the Russians.
As the word "race" implied, throughout the Cold War the two superpowers hustled to create ever more powerfully world-destroying weapons and the vehicles to deliver them and the tactics to go with them or defend against them. The two sides were locked in a race for weapons that might best each other from which neither dared to opt out for fear -- as the image implied -- of falling behind the other, which meant, at least in the minds of policy planners, being dominated.
The collapse of the
Today, under the Bush administration, we may even be outpacing ourselves. For instance, Fred Kaplan of Slate lays out administration plans for a whole new arsenal of nuclear weaponry in "Why spend money on useless weapons?":
"A little-noted clause of the Fiscal Year 2004 defense bill, which both houses of Congress passed with barely a shrug last week, puts the
"The upshot is that, just as the Bush administration is jawboning
It turns out that if what's left when the two superpower race ends is one great empire, and global domination is still the name of its great imperial game, then one is plenty for an "arms race." Recently, San Francisco Chronicle columnist Ruth Rosen caught this impulse at its wildest ("Arming Outer Space," 11/13):
"Look up at the sky. Imagine space-based weapons orbiting the globe, ready to zap or nuke any country declared an imminent threat to the
And here's the sort of thing Rumsfeld and his ilk dream of -- forward bases in space making all those bases on Earth expendable, and weapons like the Hypersonic Cruise Vehicle that could be, as a Space Daily headline puts it, "Bombing Anywhere On Earth In Less Than Two Hours":
"The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency and the US Air Force share a vision of a new transformational capability that aims to provide a means of delivering a substantial payload from within the continental United States (CONUS) to anywhere on Earth in less than two hours. This capability would free the
"The US Government's vision of an ultimate prompt global reach capability (circa 2025 and beyond) is engendered in a reusable Hypersonic Cruise Vehicle (HCV). It is envisioned that this autonomous aircraft would be capable of taking off from a conventional military runway and striking targets 9,000 nautical miles distant in less than two hours."
And of course, it's necessary to throw into the mix giant corporate entities ready to turn such dystopian imperial dreams into a kind of mind-warping "reality" ("Northrop Grumman Takes Aim At Hypersonic Weapon Delivery System"):
"'This project continues the investments that Northrop Grumman has made in recent years to help the
Perhaps this is how the Great Game of Empire will someday end, given those hands busily at work on the mad drawing boards of the Pentagon, not with a whimper but with a bang.
[This article first appeared on Tomdispatch.com, a weblog of the Nation Institute, which offers a steady flow of alternate sources, news, and opinion from Tom Engelhardt, long time editor in publishing and author of The End of Victory Culture and The Last Days of Publishing.]


